Why do I feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan?

So I can't help but feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. Unlike Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, who I can't stand and wish they would just be put out of their/my misery, I feel sorry for Lindsay. I know she is just some dumb girl who can't stay out of trouble, but for some reason when I here about her run in's with the law, I actually feel bad for her. I don't know if it is because both of her parents are total rejects or if it is because she reminds me of someone that I know, but I truly feel sorry for her. This of course makes me feel and sound like a complete lunatic, but I really do hope that Ms. Lohan is able to straighten her life out. She is a very talented actress that I wish all the best of luck to. Actually, I think this means that my life is going well right now. I mean, why else would I be worried about some rich actress. Wow, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit for writing this.